Leah writes books

That's the first thing, it came to me in a dream and we are almost there, which means the stuff i have cut means book too is almost written as well, bonus!!!
  So excited its nearly done, its taken me almost 5 years to write this book, what with writers block, course work and I can't be arsed moods. But almost there and its mainly down to the support of my awesome mate Craig Hallam, who's books you should also check out. His link to wordpress is on this blog.

Secondly no I don't look like an erotic fiction writer and thankfully none of them look like Katie Price, usually they are plus 40 age wise and i can state right now, i am not close to 40, apparently I look about 23 so I will take that as a compliment, in my aging years of 29. 

What exactly does an erotic fiction writer look like? Other than not me, obviously.
Hi by the way, I am tempting writing this and hoping the guy who said it doesn't read this.  He could seem as this posts to twitter, so best not make him uncomfortable.
Apparently I look like i go to church once a week and get easily offended, pretty sure neither of those are compliments. At least i have learnt i must dress like a religious nut and must also come across as up tight.
Why do people find it so shocking I write erotica? Everyone is the same, when i say it. Its not written from personal experience, I wish it was! Its fiction its starts in my head and finishes on the page.
There's no bondage, sadism, spanking or use of floggers. Just a modern take of a bodice ripper, if you like.
Anyway I am off to find out what those who write erotic fiction look like. I hope they don't all look llike Katie Price!